Hello
beautiful ladies. Today I am going to talk you through the “standard”
description of each of the makeup products that we all are supposed to use, to
look “beautiful”. It is written with a hint of sarcasm, slight bit of
exaggeration, mostly irony but whole lot of reality. So
read it on and be sanskari.
Alright ladies,
let’s begin by priming our face. Primer
is used to help the makeup adhere to your face, just like you should adhere to
the norms and rules, laid down by the society. After applying it evenly, we
move on to the foundation. Use a
shade that is at least two shades lighter than your skin tone, that is because “fair
is beautiful”. Apply it all over your face, neck and your entire body. The next
step is concealer. This is the most
important step, it helps you cover your “imperfections” and “flaws”. Conceal it
all just as you conceal your aspirations, dreams and everything else. Set everything
up with a powder. It will help your
makeup “stay in place”.
Next we
move on to contouring, which is
nothing but achieving the “Kardashianesque” face, that everyone is obsessed
with, these days. Being fat is not an option, so contour your nose, your
cheeks, you belly, breasts, butt, everything. Just slim it down girl. Then go
ahead and apply a blush that will
make you look coy, sweet and “pretty girly”. The last step to complete the face
makeup is highlighter, which will
make your features stand out and shine, unlike you, girl. You aren’t allowed to
shine.
We now
move on to eyes and lips. First use the eyebrow
powder/pencil to define your brows, whatever you do, just don’t let the
society arch theirs. Next apply the eyeshadow
and no matter how many shades you use, remember to “blend in” everything really
well, just like you are always asked to. The next step is eyeliner, wing it out ladies, but never use those wings to fly,
because that isn’t allowed. Finish the eye makeup with a coat of mascara, and there you go, you have got
pretty looking eyes. Your eyes are supposed to be the window to your soul, but
it really doesn’t matter what kind of soul you are, it’s just your outer beauty
that matters. The final step is lipstick.
Choose a shade that isn’t too “bold” and that would in turn draw “attention” to
you, so keep it simple. Also remember to keep the lipstick “within the
boundaries” of your lips. And that my dears brings us to the end of the makeup
routine. A final word, keep all your products and makeup brushes “clean”, just like your character.
Let me
just clarify that I am not against makeup, contrarily I love makeup. I am against
the “standards” that we girls are supposed to meet. I believe that everyone is
beautiful and unique and fitting into “definitions” isn’t okay with me. I just used
the makeup products to make my point. So girls, if you agree with me or if you
think I missed to mention some products, let me know in the comments below.
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