5 Must Haves for a Clumsy Person

Hello smiley faces. I hope you are doing great. Did you know that there are only two types of people in this world? If not then let me tell you that the two types of people are clumsy people and non-clumsy people. A clumsy person can be defined as a person who can fall over anything and everything in this world. Yes friends, he/she can even topple over things that can’t be seen by naked eye. I am a clumsy person I can fall over anything and anything ranges from a tiny molecule of air to my own feet. I can even miss seeing a giant wall in front of me & just get hit by it. So if you are a clumsy person, you got to have a few essentials with you. And here they are.

1. A bit of Luck – If luck is not by your side, you are more likely to fall more frequently. On my good lucky days, I might fall down just 1-2 times in the entire day. But on my unlucky days, I end up having bandages on my arms and feet. Plus something in my house is definitely broken because of me. So luck is very important guys.

2. Presence of mind – It has been observed that when I have my senses 100% active, there are less chances of me falling down. I fall down mostly when I am busy with my own thinking or I am listening to a song and imagining myself as an actress of that movie. But the most common is when I do “Walk when you talk/message” stunt with my phone. So presence of mind is extremely essential.

3. Ability to take a joke on him/her – A clumsy person must possess an ability to take a joke on him/her. If you fall down in public, people will laugh at you but you should make sure you always get up laughing. You can always joke and roll down with laughter later remembering about that incident.

4. Loud voice – You should have a loud voice to yell for help if you fall down badly and you are unable to get up. When I fall down at home I yell “Mom, help me I fell down” (in Marathi of course) and my mom’s reaction is “Oh no not again!!!!!!”. When I fall in public, I don’t have to yell because most of the times at least one my friends is with me. And my friend’s reaction is an exaggerated version of my mom’s reaction.  

5. Mini First-aid kit – Let’s be real friends, if anyone falls down and he/she gets hurt, a mini first-aid kit comes in handy. It should consist of bandages, band-aids, pain relief creams, antiseptic creams, cotton, dettol and the magic antiseptic ‘turmeric’. So have a first-aid kit in your bag.

If you are a clumsy person or if you know a clumsy person (except me), just comment down below. Do share this post with any clumsy person you know. And friends always remember that even if you’re clumsy, it’s okay. That’s because even though little clumsy smurf caused so much trouble due to his clumsiness, he turned out to be the hero in the end.

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